About Us

Our History

We got into the computer business for one reason, to make a metric shit ton of money.  We knew that computers are a field that sells high priced items to suckers who didn’t know what they needed.

Why buy from us?

We will do whatever it takes to sell you a shitty computer.  We also believe in providing the shittiest customer support possible!  Since we don’t stand behind our sales, we are pretty shitty at it.

Is your online store secure?

Absolutely not!  With all the shitty computers we sell, we don’t have time to keep our online store secure.  100% of the computers we sell can’t access the Internet anyway.