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Our Chief PC Technical Engineering Technician Mister Banana Face will personally assemble your PC.  He’s got the experience and color coded diagrams he needs to put it together almost correctly, 10% of the time.  Mister Banana Face has been assembling PCs ever since he learned that monkey porn is available on the internet.  He loves to work hard and play hard!  His hobbies include spending time on TrannyMonkeys.com, building model railroads, and drinking.